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Sat next to a Mortician

I sat next to a mortician on my flight home from LA last night. These are the things I’ve learned:

1. he actually laughed at my joke: “everyone’s dying to get in…”
2. he hates nextel service, but likes the nextel phones (me too!)
3. He’s not afraid of ghosts
4. In his funeral parlor, he hired others to do the “dirty” work. But he handles special funerals
5. His office is on 40th street near bryant park. I forgot to ask exactly where…but I still thought that was bizzare.
6. He doesn’t go around saying “I see dead people”
7. He’s used to the smell of formaldehyde

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Geico Caveman

I really like this song.   Its the Latest Geico commercial featuring the “sensitive” caveman. He just can’t get away from the madness.
The song in the background is by Royksopp and called “Remind Me”.

 

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An Irishman’s Philosophy

My friend Paul posted the following on my brother’s myspace page.  I thought it was pretty funny, and worth sharing:

An Irishman’s Philosophy

In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won’t have time to worry!

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Moving to Cali!




Surf’s up!

Originally uploaded by W3RD.

So it looks like I’m moving to Santa Monica, CA! Just waiting on the details and approval from my manager as well as Rose’s manager. In the next 2 months we have to finish planning our wedding, get married, honeymoon, find an apartment in CA, and rent my house in NY!

OMG! HELP!

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Guns & Babies




Guns & Babies

Originally uploaded by W3RD.

What’s wrong with this picture? People in Vegas are just crazy. I went to a gun shop to shoot some machine guns for my bachelor party. I’m not a proponent of gun use…but I thought it may be neat to shoot some machine guns.

This guy came into the gun store to buy another machine gun…yes a fully automatic machine gun. They are legal in the state of Nevada. Nutz

So I asked the guy what he uses his machine for, and he replied for hunting and target shooting. Doesn’t seem very fair to go hunting for something with a machine gun if you ask me…but anyways. I also asked, what the heck do you hunt…..Vegas is in a desert! He said up north there are some woods where you can hunt elk and deer.

wierd.